"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work
Oops silly potato
Penguins on Phillip Island wear hand-knitted sweaters as part of their oil spill rehabilitation.
that’s it. that’s the whole show.